Mastersons Bar in Moonee Ponds is an unsatisfactory place to hang out, in my opinion. The atmosphere is dull, and the decor is old-fashioned and unappealing. The seating arrangements are cramped, and the lighting is dim, making it difficult to read the menu.
The food menu at Mastersons Bar is disappointing, and the dishes are mediocre in quality. I found the food to be unappetizing and unappealing, and the portions were not worth the cost. The burger was dry, the fries were greasy, and the salad was wilted. The only thing that seemed decent was the loaded fries, but even they were just average.
Additionally, the service was lethargic, and the staff was unwelcoming or helpful. They seemed disinterested in providing good service, and it took forever to get our food and drinks. When we finally received our order, it was cold and unappetizing. The staff seemed to be more focused on chatting with each other than serving the customers.
The drinks at Mastersons Bar are disappointing either. The selection is limited, and the quality is average at best. The cocktails lacked any originality, and the beer selection was disappointing. The bartenders seemed unskilled and had a post a hard time making even the most basic drinks.
To make matters worse, the live music performance that we were promised turned out to be a monotonous solo act, with the musician faltering to play the guitar and singing with no passion. The unbearable volume of the music compelled everyone to shout, making it impossible to have a conversation. It seemed like the musician was uninterested, just going through the motions. The disenchanted audience had no choice but to endure the subpar performance, wondering if it was all worth it.
Overall, my experience at Mastersons Bar was extremely substandard. The unwelcoming ambiance, inferior food, low-quality drinks, and apathetic service were all substandard, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. There are superior options in Moonee Ponds that offer a better value proposition. I was profoundly dissatisfied and will not be returning at all charges.